Frankenstein 1g Pre-Rolls

🧟‍♂️ Frankenstein Pre-Rolls

They didn’t make the jar, but they made the cut.

Our Frankenstein Pre-Rolls are handcrafted from AAA exotic strains — just the smaller buds and sugar-dusted trim left behind after harvest. These aren’t rejects. They’re just not pretty enough for the spotlight.

So what do we do with all that perfectly potent, top-shelf flower? We grind it up, roll it tight, and sell it cheap.

⚡ Why Frankenstein?

Because it’s a monster.
Each pre-roll is a mashup of whatever exotic strains just came off the farm but didn’t make the cut for the jar. It’s not old, dry, or even shake. It would actually be great in a bowl but our standards are too high to present it any other way. No strain names, no terp breakdowns, just pure, tested, top-tier flower that smokes like a dream and saves you a stack.

🧠 Choose Your Vibe:
Sativa – Lighter blends with an energetic lean (31% THCa)
Indica – Heavier blends for deep-chill sessions (28% THCa)
Hybrid – A wild-card mix for any time, any place (33% THCa)

Note: These aren’t single-strain rolls. Each pre-roll is a small-batch blend of multiple AAA exotic strains from the same typing.

📦 Pick Your Pack:
7-Pack – A quarter-ounce of daily hitters – $42 ($6 each)
14-Pack – A half-ounce of fire – $77 ($5.50 each)
28-Pack – A full ounce of pre-rolls, enough to last all month (Or all week?) – $77 ($5.50 each)

What’s Inside:

• 1g full-flower pre-rolls (no shake, no filler)
• Crafted from AAA exotic smalls + sugar trim
• Always indoor-grown. Always fresh.
• Lab-tested for safety + compliance
• Ground and rolled in-house for consistency
• The best value in the building — hands down

It’s the same high-end indoor exotic you love — just in ground down, rolled up, and priced like a plug special. No fancy glass. No boutique branding. Just great flower at an amazing price.

We don’t waste flower. We Frankenstein it.