πΊπΈ America’s Conception 250th Anniversary Blowout π₯
In celebration of the document that told ol’ King George “these ain’t yo colonies no’ mo,” we’re celebrating our (last 4 months of) freedom by dropping our biggest discount on West Coast quarters ever!
Choose any 6 of our West Coast strains and pay just $250 for the lot!
Did you know that the original drafts of the Declaration of Independence were written by Thomas Jefferson on hemp? How ironic that 250 years later hemp is being declared illegal again… Oh well, let’s treat ourselves with some natural remedies while we still can!
Note: The final, signed copy of the Declaration of Independence was actually written on animal parchment (eww) and there is some debate over whether the “Dutch Paper” Jefferson used to pen the first drafts of the DoI were actuallyΒ comprised of hemp. What’s not up for debate is the value you’re getting with this bundle!!!ππ¦ π
Fine print:
6 minimum and 6 maximum per cart-add
Feel free to buy multiple bundles
Not eligible for any other discounts, including coupons or store credits
Why not birthday??? While many consider July 4 America’s “birthday,” we believe that since the declaration would have been considered a historical footnote had the colonists not prevailed in their rebellion, logically America’s actual birthday is September 3, 1783 when the Treaty of Paris formally ended the Revolutionary War and recognized the United States as a sovereign nation. I guess it comes down to when you believe life begins. π€·πΌββοΈ












